The Severed Cortex

Because I really need to write these things down, and because Tucker Max is making a ton of money writing his drunken memoirs, I will be posting stories here. Most of these are not suitable for those with scruples, morals, whatever, but hopefully I'm not as much of an asshole as Tucker Max. I hope because I was never 'officially' inducted into a fraternity house that my stories are still funny.