The Severed Cortex

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With Britney and Kevin Federline splitting up (I refuse to call him K-Fed because no one that lame deserves a cool nickname) and now Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock calling it quits, the global fake boob availability market has hit an all time high. With the global market now completely saturated, topless clubs may be forced to offer discounts on lap dances.