The Severed Cortex

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The Bears Fan: Couldn't help but notice that Peyton Manning is a Tennesse grad. Doesn't this cause you a moment's pause?
The Colts Fan: You spelled Tennessee like someone who barely graduated from a sub-standard Kentucky college. You do realize that Lovie Smith is from your favorite state Texas? I looked and found that only three players from the Big 10 start for the Bears ... WR Muhsin Muhammed (Mich. St.), DE Adewale Ogunleye (Indiana), and K Robbie Gould (Penn St.) ... so maybe the Bears have a chance at winning. I mean it's certainly smart not to put very many Big 10 players on your team if you want to win.
The Bears Fan: You went there. On a typo......At least I managed to get two degrees (and could have gotten two more in the amount of time it took SOME to get one degree from a half-assed commuter school) -- unlike some people who couldn't even GRADUATE from a hillbilly school that uses cowbells.
The Colts Fan: I attended 4 schools so I think I have a much broader education than you. Plus I got mad street skills. At least none of the schools I attended had a screwed up "glue pony/dog food" mascot horse named Violet Cactus. Seriously, what's up with that goofy name? Uhhh ... go Colts!!
The Bears Fan: Hope you like sleeping in your truck.
The Colts Fan: Nah, I don't mind. That way when the Colts are victorious I can sit out in front of the house and honk the horn mercilessly while you weep.
The Bears Fan: If I were you, I'd start interviewing for a food taster.
The Colts Fan: Poison is traceable. Do you really want to answer a coroner's inquest for my highly suspicious death? Go Colts!!!
The Bears Fan: Once I explain to the Bears fan coroner that you insisted upon consuming that five-pound bag of rat poison when the Colts lost, he'll understand.
The Colts Fan: I just read a book about rats and have learned to make sure you get a little vitamin K1 to counteract any anti-coagulants found in rat poison. Geez, if you can't get past me, how do plan on fooling the Madison Co. coroner. Go Colts!!
The Bears Fan: "get past YOU???" You're kidding, right?
The Colts Fan: You don't scare me. Go Colts!!
The Bears Fan: I'm not trying to scare. Merely pointing out what would otherwise be obvious, but for your Colts-laden mental state.