The Severed Cortex

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A scandalous passionate love containing themes of power, ambition, and deception.
Antony & Cleopatra or Anna Nicole Smith

Old man gives much younger woman his fortune. Evil bastard son displays greed, lust for power, and betrayal. Everyone dies.
King Lear or Anna Nicole Smith

Two people from different spectrums of the universe are united in love despite the protestations of family.
Romeo & Juliet or Anna Nicole Smith

Lead character showers friends with new found wealth, but when the money dries up the friends are nowhere to be found. Lead character disappears from public only to re-emerge later with new found wealth. Lead character dies.
Timon of Athens or Anna Nicole Smith

Two romantic figures from different backgrounds struggle through romance. One is clearly more in love than the other.
All's Well That Ends Well or Anna Nicole Smith (OK, maybe this one not so much because it clearly didn't end well for Anna today.)

Woman who thinks too much of herself and her beauty toys with men by making them pass tests to prove their love.
Love's Labour's Lost or Anna Nicole Smith

The facade of love cloaks the characters deceitfulness in the name of greed.
The Merry Wives of Windsor or Anna Nicole Smith

High drama surrounds the world of two people who think they don't like each other, but are really obviously in love.
Much Ado About Nothing or Anna Nicole Smith

Man falls in love with woman. She plays hard to get, but secretly loves him.
Troilus and Cressida or Anna Nicole Smith

Guiltless queen leaves to faraway land. Queen gives birth to newborn baby. Queen's son dies from the grief of her being away.
The Winter's Tale or Anna Nicole Smith