The Severed Cortex

Obviously there are certain times where you have to cut the grass and today was that day out here in suburbia. That includes my neighbor. It has been eight days since his last cutting and I'm sure it's been gnawing at him. I saw him standing on his back patio around 9:00 this morning and he was looking carefully at his grass. I knew it was inevitable that he would be cutting today and I was not disappointed.