The Severed Cortex

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Today Jerry Falwell finds out that he had it all wrong. I wish I could see the look on his face. To think that poetic justice for Jerry would be an eternity banished to Hell would mean I'd have to believe in Hell. Which I don't.

But if I did believe in Hell, and I believed in that each persons Hell is customized just for them, I'd have a hard time deciding what Jerry's personal Hell would be. Something oozing in debauchery would be apropos, but it wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't secretly into that kind of stuff. A lot of these types are. (See: Ted Haggard). Plus, that kind of Hell isn't very poetic, it's just spiteful. How about if he goes to a Hell where the norm is being gay, and being straight is ostracized. That'd be pretty funny.

Anyway, good riddance. If reincarnation really happens, and I don't believe it does, I hope Jerry Falwell comes back as a mime. Today, I believe there is a god.