The Severed Cortex

I can't be 100% certain, but it does appear that my neighbor's grass has been mowed. Perhaps I'm jumping the gun with a post here. What I do know is that he was chipping golf balls in the back yard last night. He seems like the kind of guy that would not want to do that to his yard, but if he was going to do that, he'd make sure it was cut to golf course specifications.