The Severed Cortex

... gallivanting in rural Pope county, my neighbor mowed his grass. No status on whether he was shirtless or not.

I looked back to see that this gag is averaging about six posts a month. I envisioned somewhere around double that given his past year(s) yard and home proclivities. I kind of feel like I've overhyped the whole OC yard Nazi thing. That guy has really let me down this year.