The Severed Cortex

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHK0uFb6Vzw

Everyone knows programmers are slightly off kilter. At our work there are a couple of dinner rolls (individually wrapped in cellophane) that have been passed from cube to cube. Steve went on vacation for a week and the rolls ended up sitting on his monitor. This below is his response:

Guys,
Sorry I've been pushing these dinner rolls off on you, but if you only knew how they were made, I wouldn't have any left...