The Severed Cortex

My grass is starting to turn brown. The last thing it needs is to be cut. Last night I turned the sprinkler system on for the first time in several weeks. I'm sure my neighbor has been running his sprinklers too, but even with the extra water his yard… more »

You think Mark Sweeney would like to punch Barry Bonds in the chops just once? Not only did Bonds throw Sweeney under the bus earlier this year by saying the amphetamines found in his bloodstream in a MLB test came from Mark Sweeney's locker, he oversha… more »