Unbelievable. Caruthersville is an economic mess, and these people are more interested in who might be doing whom at some place called "Trinity." And they wonder why Caruthersville is someplace to be "from."
For jollies, I checked the Marion page. Not nearly as salacious. There is a bit about Melissa Drew running for judge and some gross comments therein, which I found curious in that she did not run in the district which includes Marion. While there are a fair number of bad spellers, it doesn't compare.