The Severed Cortex

I'm sure from Fred's point of view it looks like the root cause is a bunch of fags on a jury. Maybe this will stop these assholes. more »

Robert Goulet was all cool and all style, and at times it seemed like he was completely hip to the fact he was a caricature of himself. Which made him even cooler. I wonder if he turned that whole act off at home. I loved when Will Ferrell spoofed him… more »

I'm good with this, although I believe that he'll get killed in the media. more »

This is a nice little read. There's nothing really groundbreaking here and quite frankly people have been doing it for years. It's called a journal. Or diary, or memoir, or maybe in the new millenium a blog, but the result is the same, a tome about yo… more »

This is a very promising sign. Last year I thought that State could beat Kentucky and I was proven very wrong. This year I thought State could win maybe 2 of its last 4 games and become bowl eligible, which would be way better than I ever thought possi… more »

Let's see, a susceptible audience force fed some case facts and offered the opportunity to reduce their sentence in exchange for cooperation. I'm sure this could never backfire. more »

I'm way past due on writing about Robert. Way past due. Since maybe back before Labor Day. We had our one year anniversary a couple of months ago and BBBS had us all meet together to see if we want to renew for another year. For me it was a no brai… more »

Are there people who really value Chuck Norris' political viewpoint? What makes him any more qualified than say me? Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his spare time, and by knit I mean kick, and by sweaters I mean babies. more »

Great. So my choices are the Red Sox or the Jesus freaks. It's a complete lose, lose for me. Bring on college basketball. more »

From: St Louis Social Activities Committee Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 12:29 PM Subject: FW: Kenny G Discount Tickets The Family Arena has Kenny G coming up. To access the order form, please follow the directions below. From outlo… more »

Lifesavas - Gutterfly: The Original Soundtrack Gutterfly is a concept hip hop album from Northwest rappers Lifesavas. For me, the only hip hop I can even listen to anymore is the progressive stuff coming out of Portland and Seattle. I guess even from… more »

I find it amazing that all these PAC's have such benign names. I'm not sure why he didn't just call them The Committee For Kitties And Puppies or Citizens For Lollipops and Penny Candy. Actually, I'm thinking about giving some money to that last one. more »

A couple of years ago my staff got me a Gooey Louie for Bosses Day. This year they did this to me: At one point we opened the blinds, but the glare in the cube burned your retinas. You could feel the place warm up almost immediat… more »

It's been a while since I've read a poker book and it may be a long time before I read another one. It'll be tough to find one that tops this one. This isn't so much a great poker book, but a great book notwithstanding poker. It's written by a guy ver… more »

I hate Tennessee. It was a bad day for all my favorite college teams with the exception of Alabama who sneaked past Ole Miss. Mizzou, Illinois, SMS, and State all lose. more »

In my defense, I've been really, really busy lately. I know September has been spotty at best for posts, but it's not like you're paying for this tripe. Don't give me a bunch of grief. I'm well aware that I've been lazy in respect to writing and I don… more »

43 year old Vinny Testaverde is signed to a deal with the Carolina Panthers, pending a physical. I'm 41 and I know I couldn't pass a physical. Good luck with Vinny. more »

If anyone is interested in seeing this, it's now at Plaza Frontenac. If you do go, please invite me to go with you. more »

This is probably an abomination of some sort. more »

What a bummer. It's the last day of vacation. Sometimes I'm ready to come home but not this time. I really like New Mexico, perhaps more than any other place we've visited. Obviously British Columbia has to still be up near the top of my list, but th… more »

Breakfast at the Casa Blanca Inn is a continental affair and it starts at 7:30. That's fine with us because we have a long day of driving ahead of us. We load up on power carbs, gas up the car, and by 8:30 we're on our way to Four Corners monument. We… more »