The Severed Cortex

Honestly. This was forwarded to us from our facilities management. I find it hard to believe that someone thought propane or gasoline in their cubicle might be a good idea. I'm thinking that pyrophoric material wasn't on the list until Great White screwed it up for everyone. Has anyone seen a smudge pot since the highway department gave up using them somewhere around 1977?

I would like to point out that flamethrower is not on the list. Post a comment and tell me what else was obviously missed.

Please be advised that the following items are not to be brought into the building at any time as they can cause a significant fire and therefore a disruption in the services we provide to our customers.

Dried plants and leaves
Corn stalks
Hay bales and straw
Candles or open flames
Flash pots
Smudge pots
Incense
Pyrophoric materials
Fireworks
Gasoline
Propane