The Severed Cortex

Link: http://www.nypost.com/seven/12132007/news/nationalnews/ike_beats_tina_to_death_79527.htm

I hate the New York Post, but you have to admit this is a funny headline. Not often do you see the bummer and jackass category used at the same time.

Ike Turner was the king of the woman beaters until O.J. stole his crown. -- Chris Rock