The Severed Cortex

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Remember, if you vomit once, there's no penalty for vomiting again. Make sure you get your vomiting money's worth.

Official Beermile.Com Rules

• Each competitor drinks four cans of beer and runs four laps on a track
  (Start - beer/lap, beer/lap, beer/lap, beer/lap - finish).
• Beer must be consumed before the lap is begun, within the
  transition area which is the 10 meter zone before the start/finish
  line on a 400m track.
• The race begins with the drinking of the first beer in the last meter
  of the transition zone to ensure the comptitors run a complete mile
  (1609 meters).
• Women drink four beers in four laps (past rule lists only required
  ladies to drink three beers).
• Competitors must drink canned beer and the cans should not be
  less than 355ml (the standard can volume) or 12oz (the imperial
  equivalent). Bottles may be substituted for cans as long as they
  are at least 12 oz (341 ml) in volume.
• No specialized cans or bottles may be used that give an advantage
  by allowing the beer to pour at a faster rate. ie "super mega
  mouth cans" or "wide mouth bottles" are prohibited.
• Beer cans must not be tampered with in any manner, ie. no
  shotgunning or puncturing of the can except for opening the can by
  the tab at the top. The same applies with bottles - no straws or
  other aids are allowed in order to aid in the speed of pouring.
• Beer must be a minimum of 5% alcohol by volume. Hard ciders
  and lemonades will not suffice. The beer must be a fermented
  alcoholic beverage brewed from malt and flavored with hops.
• Each beer can must not be opened until the competitor enters the
  transition zone on each lap.
• Competitors who vomit before they finish the race must complete
  one penalty lap at the end of the race (immediately after the
  completion of their 4th lap). Note: Vomitting more than once
  during the race still requires only one penalty lap at the end.