The Severed Cortex

Link: http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/laworder/story/F1E86C85BCD65AC6862573D4004E6E3D?OpenDocument

Wow. A rebel flag and pit bulls on your mug shot picture. Very classy. And you have the husband of the victim referring to the defendent as 'a skank', which based on the picture you'll get no argument from me. I'm assuming the whole thing took place in a trailer park so the only thing this story is missing is methamphetamine. How is it that this woman is 35? I would have guessed she was in her fifties based on the picture. That trailer park living sure makes you look old fast. Someone should do a government study on living in a trailer park and aging.

Oh, and don't get any ideas about bacon having a hand in this. Yes, she worked at a meat packing plant where bacon might be found. Yes, sodium nitrate is found in bacon. I'm willing to concede those points. But this was not the doings of bacon. This was the work of a lone, rebel double agent of bacon and is truly not indicative of the things that bacon stands for. As a leading spokesperson for bacon, I would like to say that bacon is officially disgusted by the acts of this lone perpetrator.