The Severed Cortex

Link: http://www.ecorazzi.com/2008/04/23/kevin-nealon-says-april-23rd-is-fck-the-earth-day/

I share my birthday with a number of famous luminaries:

• William Shakespeare (who also died on April 23rd coincidentally)
• Shirley Temple
• Roy Orbison
• Lee Majors
• Herve Villachaize

But nothing makes me happier than to hear that my birthday is now officially known as Fuck The Earth Day, and for that I'd like to encourage everyone to pour oil on a duck and learn to eat rocks.