The Severed Cortex

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They try to sell you on it being this good for humankind thing, but we all know that the truth is they're just trying to control us. Self regenerative cyborgs. The worst kind. I didn't know they were this close already, but it's all starting to make sense now. The year 2029 is not that far away; really only a generation away and Arnold Schwarzenegger is already here with us today. Jesus. Right now he could be masquerading as anything. If you see him, you must report him to the authorities immediately. But there's something more important to attend to and I can't stress this enough. If you know someone named Sarah Conner, who either has a small son, or is about to have a small son, you must protect her at all costs. The future of the world depends on it!