The Severed Cortex

5. To win over lovers of the naughty librarian look vote.

4. To win the one dude with two hot chicks lover vote. (If John McCain can get two trophy hot chicks, it gives hope to all men right? )

3. To win the beauty pageant lover vote.

2. To siphon off the black male / white women lover vote from Obama.

1. To win over the white male MILF lover vote.