The Severed Cortex

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I came home today to find a box addressed to me from my new employer. Turns out it was a gift basket. I haven't worked a day for them yet and already they are sending me a gift basket full of goodies. There was a travel coffee mug, a gold keychain, a clip for holding my badge, a t-shirt, a mouse pad, some assorted pens and pencils, a note pad, a can coolie, and some candy. Sweet!
I've never had that happen before.