The Severed Cortex

This combines two of my favorite things. Girls and juvenile behavior. I expect to see in the near future indianburngirls.com, dutchrubgirls.com, noogiegirls.com, armfroggirls.com, pinkbellygirls.com, and of course the always controversial swirliegirls.… more »

April has found Robert and I hanging out quite a bit. Haircut and the Zoo I still haven't given up on getting my haircut in St. Louis. I know that's a silly thing but finding someone who is totally cool and cuts your hair the way you like it is hard… more »

Thanks to those who have wished me happy birthday. I feel very lucky to have so many friends. Just for jollies this morning, I sawed myself in half, counted the rings, and there were only 27. There must have been some sort of mix up at the Dominican… more »

Just in case you happen to be worshiping the wrong jesus christ god, I wanted to make sure you were aware of Ted Jesus Christ God. I like how Ted hedges his God bet. He's not sure if he's the Christian God or the Jewish God, so he's not really sure if… more »

I was notified yesterday that I had raised more money than any other individual. Thanks again to all who donated and made that possible. I feel like Miss America. Literally. more »

Why would any man for that matter? They have to be the most uncomfortable things ever invented with the exception of maybe a misaligned athletic supporter. Ouch. For those women that read this, let me give you a small piece of advice. Not once has any… more »

This is for those of you that read the Dengue Fever review a couple of weeks ago and checked out their music. If by some off chance you liked it, here's a just released DVD documentary of their tour through Cambodia. Like most of the world, they are pr… more »

He's still depositing poorly located fastballs over the Michelin tire sign. This weekend he picked up a 3 inning save. more »

Tobacco road in the context of country music conjures images of being back home living the country boy life. Tobacco road in the context of hip hop is something totally different. And tobacco road in the context of David Lee Roth conjures a rise in bil… more »

First they brought you the Swedish bikini team and now they give squeezable bacon. Those Swedes really know how to talk to your id. And you know my id is all over this. It even squeezes out of the container like a strip of bacon. How awesome is that! more »

I actually wrote the moving story way back in early February and never actually published it. It was buried in the unfinished posts section and I didn't notice it until today. Box Mountain Before Box Mountain After more »

If we knew that we would close the sale of our home on one day and close the purchase of a new home the next, we would have never moved our stuff the way we did. We expected to be 'homeless' for a couple of weeks. At least. Because of that, we needed… more »

March Madness is great, but I am really ready for baseball season to start again. Once the NFL is over it seems like it takes forever for April to roll around. Thankfully it is here finally. Which of course means fantasy baseball. These are the pla… more »