The Severed Cortex

Link: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html?cpg=93H

First they brought you the Swedish bikini team and now they give squeezable bacon. Those Swedes really know how to talk to your id. And you know my id is all over this. It even squeezes out of the container like a strip of bacon. How awesome is that!