The Severed Cortex

Link: http://tedjesuschristgod.org/

Just in case you happen to be worshiping the wrong jesus christ god, I wanted to make sure you were aware of Ted Jesus Christ God. I like how Ted hedges his God bet. He's not sure if he's the Christian God or the Jewish God, so he's not really sure if he is the 2nd coming or perhaps the 1st. He's not even sure if it is his only visit. One thing is for sure, he's got flags and Christmas trees to cover all bases.
Even after reading a fair amount from the book of Ted, I still don't know if Ted is against religion, or for religion, or if he is in fact, religion himself. Hey, there's only so much one can decipher before one's brain explodes.

YOU SEE even with MANY UPGRADES CREATED for self this is God had NEVER Created a SINLESS and or INFALLIBLE and or PERFECT BRAIN for self! These BRAINS do NOT even exist yet!

Yes, Ted. These BRAINS do NOT even exist yet.