The Severed Cortex

Oh, Jason Varitek Why must thou sucketh so bad Your batting prowess hath erodeth to the level Where ordinary men sayeth Shit the fucking bed. I can hit better than that. With great reverence Young Theo lovest thou And one Terry cherith thoues… more »

As a reference point, here is the last lopsided trade that raised a giant stinkin debate … In 2006: WP sends Manny Ramirez and Roy Halladay to STLB For Nick Swisher, Chan Ho Park and $15 End result? STLB fails to make it out of the 1st round of… more »

Yes I'm addicted to fantasy baseball. But, as addicted as I may be, I only play one team. Some play 20 different teams or more. My dad told me he had 4 plus he also works for the Springfield Cardinals. I come by my love of baseball naturally. Po… more »

By some luck of the gods, my fantasy football team has made it to the playoff finals and I have the chance to win $412.50. It's something that I like to consider 'a tidy sum'. Even if I lose this next week I still take home $150. For some reason, I th… more »

One of the reasons that guys like to play fantasy sports is because it gives them a venue to smack talk each other. I don't like to lose and I'm a bad winner when I do win. What can I say. I'm evil. I try to be funny about it, but when you're on the… more »

by Sam Walker In summary, Sam Walker, a Wall Street Journal sportswriter, weasels his way into Tout Wars, an expert rotisserie league, and deludes himself into thinking he can win the thing. Walker hires a NASA scientist to handle the number crunchin… more »

8 days of regular season fantasy baseball left and there are still 8 teams in the hunt for money. Today's results will most likely dwindle that number down to 7. In addition there are 9 teams fighting for playoff spots and 2 teams still battling to s… more »