The Severed Cortex

Because I'd be a giant hypocrite if I did. We've been working our ass off to get the yard looking nice, and by god it looks nice. I'd even argue that we've got the nicest yard in the subdivision, not that it's a competition. It isn't, right? Well,… more »

I'm not saying it's not needed. I'm just pointing out that he's mowing it for the second time this year. more »

OK, so maybe the title isn't exactly p.c. It's been awhile since I posted anything about my insane neighbor, mostly because I couldn't keep up with the number of times that he mowed his yard. However, the winter does provide some amusement on occasion… more »

He mowed his grass again today. Unbelievable. It barely sprinkled rain the last couple of days. more »

Granted the day before yesterday was the first real day in over a week that it hasn't been 100 degrees. It hasn't rained here in weeks and the city posted restricted water usage quite some time ago. There are a couple shady spots in my yard that are st… more »

8:00 am this morning and he's cranking the weed eater up. Shortly afterwards he began the mowing ritual ... diagonal this time (from SE to NW). I realize its really hot and no one needs to be out there at 2:00 in the afternoon, but 8:00 am is too early… more »

My grass is starting to turn brown. The last thing it needs is to be cut. Last night I turned the sprinkler system on for the first time in several weeks. I'm sure my neighbor has been running his sprinklers too, but even with the extra water his yard… more »

It had been two weeks since I cut my grass, so I mowed it yesterday. It didn't really look that bad, just a little shaggy, but there was some grass that had gone to seed. After cutting it I strolled around the grounds, because it looked nice. I notic… more »

... gallivanting in rural Pope county, my neighbor mowed his grass. No status on whether he was shirtless or not. I looked back to see that this gag is averaging about six posts a month. I envisioned somewhere around double that given his past year… more »

Late Friday evening he's out there again mowing his grass. This time without a shirt again. more »