The Severed Cortex

Been playing golf for 33 years and this is about as close as I've ever come to getting a hole in one.  I've witnessed three aces in my life but never hit one.I three putted of course. more »

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This combines two of my favorite things. Girls and juvenile behavior. I expect to see in the near future indianburngirls.com, dutchrubgirls.com, noogiegirls.com, armfroggirls.com, pinkbellygirls.com, and of course the always controversial swirliegirls.… more »

I was notified yesterday that I had raised more money than any other individual. Thanks again to all who donated and made that possible. I feel like Miss America. Literally. more »

First they brought you the Swedish bikini team and now they give squeezable bacon. Those Swedes really know how to talk to your id. And you know my id is all over this. It even squeezes out of the container like a strip of bacon. How awesome is that! more »

Sounds odd I know. Still kinda interesting. more »

You be the judge. Some I like, some not so much. Mildly entertaining. more »

It's games like this that give poo throwing monkeys a bad name. more »

Gertrude knows that if you want to get your life on you got to put the pork up in the pan. Preach on granny, preach on. more »

Three weeks until vote day. Vote for Drew. Credit to Jay for the link. more »