The Severed Cortex

It's still called that right? more »

5. To win over lovers of the naughty librarian look vote. 4. To win the one dude with two hot chicks lover vote. (If John McCain can get two trophy hot chicks, it gives hope to all men right? ) 3. To win the beauty pageant lover vote. 2. To sip… more »

Oh, Jason Varitek Why must thou sucketh so bad Your batting prowess hath erodeth to the level Where ordinary men sayeth Shit the fucking bed. I can hit better than that. With great reverence Young Theo lovest thou And one Terry cherith thoues… more »

... I know this shouldn't make me laugh but it does. more »

I share my birthday with a number of famous luminaries: William Shakespeare (who also died on April 23rd coincidentally) Shirley Temple Roy Orbison Lee Majors Herve Villachaize But nothing makes me happier than to hear that my birt… more »

There is still 28% of the population that supports Dubya. Ever wonder who these people are? It's the retarded. Yes, I know you're not supposed to call them retarded or make fun of them, but I'm going to hell anyway so I'd like to drag you down with me… more »