The Severed Cortex

A complement to yesterday's bad parenting link. I understand that sleeping with Mrs. Sherfield when I was in fourth grade would have reflected badly on her. Sleeping with her when I was in eleventh grade would have too, but I wouldn't have minded nea… more »

You have to pass a test to drive a car and yet any two idiots can breed. more »

I can't decide if this is better or worse than him filming women dropping a deuce at his club/house/restaurant/swinger compound. I can't really remember where it was he filmed them, I just remember he liked to watch 'em poo. more »

Remember Lawrence Phillips, the guy who Dick Vermeil tried to save but couldn't? Now he joins O.J. in jail, and he might get to stay there a very long time. more »

This is laughable. I guess you can't put people in jail for being retarded but I think you should be able to. Especially this retardo. To think he was in charge of justice when he couldn't even define it with a Merriam Webster in his hand turned to th… more »

I say that knowing that I now join the class of mad bloggers and that Karma will be kicking my tail shortly. All I can hope is that my pointing out douche bag Robert Novak's comeuppance doesn't compare to his treason and duplicity. I doubt Karma cares… more »

The only thing this ass did was arbitrarily enforce a set of rules made up by man, doing so in the name of God as if God had personally given him the secret to the universe. He missed the whole point of charity and Christian stewardship. From the way h… more »

I hope when he arrives he's greeted by Robert Mapplethorpe with a bullwhip and a case of icy hot. If only O.J. were there to film it. more »

I love these guys who think the rules written by some group of arbitrary inbreds back in the dark ages trump religion's ultimate goal of promoting spirituality. ... oh, to be a bystander on his judgment day. Remember Archbishop (now Cardinal) Justin… more »